My dear mother used to say “If a frog had wings then he wouldn’t bump his but.” It was usually in response to some lame excuse I was coming up with. Let’s try an “If-Then” poem. In the poem you would propose “If…” and respond, whenever it fits, with “then.” If you write a poem for this prompt, then please let me know. You can put it in the comments. If so, then I will be so appreciative.